Sunday, 1 June 2014

Green screen excitement!

We've not updated the blog for a while. This is nothing to do with LAZINESS, which we ABHOR, and everything to do with the fact that we've been busy devising wonderful new sketches we can use to keep you SUBDUED and DISTRACTED while we plot to KILL YOU ALL. I mean, to ENTERTAIN you. All that other stuff about killing you all was a typo.

Last weekend all our plans came together when we herded a group of actors into a room with a green screen and forced them by any means necessary to perform some of our sketches. In case you don't believe me, here's photographic evidence, and as no one's said for about fifteen years, the camera never lies.

And if you're thinking "But only one member of popular comedy double act Clever Dicks is in any of those pictures! What's happened to the other one? Has she been horribly murdered by Czechoslovakian orthodontists? Has she been fed into a blender and reconstituted into Findus Crispy Pancakes? Is she the one taking the photos?" then I can tell you that one of those hypotheses is correct.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish eating this Findus Crispy Pancake. Delicious.